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Captain Wayne - Vacation Desperation

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Title: Captain Wayne - Vacation Desperation
Genre: Action , Adventure , Indie
Release Date: Nov 25, 2025




About This Game

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  • Witness an elaborately hand-drawn, action-packed epic inspired by the FPS greats!

  • Make use of the many devastating weapons in Wayne’s arsenal and achieve maximum destruction!

  • Explore dangerous locales through 8 humongous areas all across Orca Isle!

  • HALF GAME, HALF CARTOON! Delight in the Captain’s depth-defying tale in CAMPAIGN MODE as you view tons of animated cutscenes exploring his adventure.

  • Experience a high-octane soundtrack that emphasizes AGGRESSION and CHAOS!

  • Go for the gold in our ENDLESS MODE – how long can you survive the onslaught?
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The hot pink-wearing, fish-chomping, cigar-huffing Captain Wayne refuses to let anything stand between him and his gory conquest to rob and humiliate every rich asshole around the globe.

After losing his arm in a terrible encounter with the legendary Vampire Whale , Wayne replaced it with his trusty shotgun, The Captain's Ol' Reliable , and sailed with it across the seven-and-a-half seas in his vessel, the S.S. Salty .

When an unexpected run-in with a group of evil mercenaries leaves him marooned on Orca Isle with his ship stolen, Wayne starts doing what he does best: annihilating everyone responsible.

Equipped with a double barreled shotgun for an arm, countless explosives, and a bad attitude, you’ll have to go toe-to-toe with The Killer Whales , the most ruthless mercenaries in all the seven-and-a-half seas.

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO EMBODY THE CAPTAIN? Let’s find out.

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Mow down enemies with your double-barreled arm , rip enemies apart with devious chain-gun fingers , toss a bottle of the explosive Boom Brew , unleash the force of thunder from your palms, or PUNCH THEM ‘TIL THEY’RE PASTE!

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Those Killer Whales bastards aren’t gonna slaughter themselves! It’s time to rob the rich to feed the badass.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

This game features the ability to turn enemies into a globs of bleeding flesh via shotgun. On top of this, Wayne has a random chance of saying fuck, shit, or damn, at any given moment during the entire playthrough. We're sorry. It's just how he was raised.



System Requirements

Windows

* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS *: Windows Vista
  • Processor: Intel i3 2100 or higher
  • Memory: 6 GB RAM
  • Graphics: 1 GB of VRAM with OpenGL 3.3 (GeForce GTX 630 or higher)
  • Storage: 900 MB available space
  • Sound Card: One (1) from: Concertina, Hurdy-Gurdy, or Blowhorn
  • Additional Notes: Her bow 'n stern must sort your cargo and prevent any a tide's turn.
Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
  • Processor: Intel i5-3570k
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: 1 GB of VRAM with OpenGL 3.3 (GeForce GTX 630 or higher)
  • Storage: 900 MB available space
  • Sound Card: Make sure it can handle our game's OST on 500% volume.
  • Additional Notes: An be she big enough to harbour yer cap'n in the privacy o' his own quarters!


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